I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.

miguelofthelight:

iamtbseuss:

In public I’m just like:

But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:

And then I realize:

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when my family walks in and im on tumblr:

mixedpoison:

Please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn

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Open paint. Close your eyes. Draw a cat.

mosh4l:

tentaclesandthings:

kleptocartoonist:

zoops:

hahastr8:

jesusmademechangemyurl:

na2u:

kayotics:

isthatwhatyoumint:

hella-bee:

sexuallyfrustratedscout:

sexymedic:

I’m impressed with my ear placement!

what you are actually looking at is a very detailed photo of myself

purrfection 

ok

you guys all cheated they should all look like this

thats one fat cat

im quite pleased with my overall face placement

what in the fuck

mosh4l:

Mine looks like a penis. oh my god.

I’d say this is a pretty good drawing! :)

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